Hailey-isms

My kids are so funny and very matter-of-fact...I find myself surprised a lot by what they say. Hailey, in particular, is at the age where she already knows everything there is to know, and she's going to let YOU know that. This is an every day occurance. Most of the time she's really funny, and I try to remember all the insightful things she tells me like, "We ride in Helicopters to Heaven when we die" and "Mom we don't drink our food and eat our drink!"

So today, she woke me up after Jordan left for work, and she said:

"Mom, where did Dada go?"
To work Hailey.
"I'm glad he left for work so he doesn't bug you anymore."
Hailey, that's not nice to say, Dada doesn't bug me, I love him.
"Yeah, he likes to lick your back because he loves you...that's how he do's it."

What do you say to that???